I met a biryani lech once. Ok I am lying. I’ve met him many times. Ok I am lying again. I have met many leches many times in my life. Actually I meet a biryani lech every other time I meet someone new. So who’s the biryani lech you may ask?You.Yes. You. Don’t look left and right. I am talking to you, you salivating lech. You. Didn’t...